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made_of_glass

You'll get a Twitter funeral, which usually consists of people regretting you even existed from far away distances. You body will be where it fell until rent is due and the property owner comes to investigate.

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viking_scum

Sounds alright

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jslukaunused

Somehow a big burning pile of Fiberglas just does not seem all that appealing.

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mcguydude

Seriously though, get this twitter shit outta 9gag.

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jorgenzdjohnsen

That's not how vikings buried their dead. Cuz they BURIED their dead.

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skaatje

Best I can do is rent a canoe.

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crasher12

I can completely understand his reasoning. Now when I die, strapple on me corpse some dynamite, set it off and yeet it into his car or house!

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vclavimek

Ah yes, destruction of someone´s else property for his own sake... I bet he supports BLM...

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barbulescustef

OP, if you weren't getting enough dick on Twitter, then welcome to 9gag

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i_am_strange_

When I die I just want my body wrapped in a blanket and tossed off a cliff into the ocean. I’m not up for people paying an expensive funeral arrangement for someone who will not achieve anything in life

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