When your right, your right

Says the guy who got rich selling snake oil bullshit to people. He sure knows a lot about wanking, he's a master wanker.

Holy shit, this changes everything!!!

what if the person who caught you was your mom?

and for step 3 you wanna know how to make it even gayer?

If you get caught masturbating, have them come finish you off.

You're*

Avoid this all and keep your damn door locked.

What an odd lookin man

Gotcha!!!!!!, It's so funny, hahaha, wtf dude, stop masturbating please

I remember this dude from Shallow Hal