So, there won’t be anybody to take your phone and do that. Gotcha.
The fake mafia boss is better.
Put a speaker inside your coffin with your own voice recorded screaming "let me out!"
Friends... Optimistic much heh?
You can automate it
Your wife can tell them, without a phone
to quote a famous comedy musician: we will all go together when we go
Dude this is so fucked up... Like there were even services where after your death they would post for you on your FB profile. Like those messages would be written in advance by you but ....idk. It's just fucked up.
So OP you still suck dick even in afterlife