41 Comments
orally
Jesus could walk on water. Cucumbers consist on 95% of water. As you can walk on cucumbers it makes you on 95% Jesus.
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ministryofmagii
I don't think everything made out of plants is a salad
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virulentpotato
not MILK CHOCOLATE
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qfdsgagxnvmfmby
Solider ?
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reptar994
It depends if you fill a salad with milk, cream and sugar
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meepmeepwroom
Salad is made from carbon OP is also made from carbon Geh people are also made from carbon Is OP geh?
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masterbaites
Yes, absolutely. Vodka is also salad.
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stuckwithstupid
no, a soup.
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jan2756
I suck
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don't forget the sugar in the chocolate, which is from a plant as well, which makes chocolate a salad