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asjcl2

If your wife thinks you both need to go to a marriage counselor, just do yourself the favor of filing for divorce instead of wasting $150 an hour to hear a stranger tell you what you already know and that you're better off getting divorced.

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ming_mercyless

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fatherbrian

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oh_banq_oh_kef

That was good.

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blackhatinc

"I count in dog years cause you're such a bitch"

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darkflame

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oreo007ysy

Ohh man, if she could take that joke she's wife material.

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bezita_ranger

why cut that early, mate?

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alter_10

So they are together 3.8571428571 years?!

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infacttommy

married men don't live longer, it just seems longer to them

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