If you break in my home uninvited, you're not gonna be peacefully carried out the door...
I find it kinda funny how women prefer the ugly, patch of a squashed spider over the living spider. I mean, what is more annoying to get rid off? Seriously?
first thought: "quite a lovely work, probably of some eight year old" second thought: "hey what's Helium - *this* was published?" google: "38 years" "he has won several Poetry Slams" "occupation: unemployed" "Francisco is best known for his appearances on The Jimmy Fallon Show and his willingness to address sensitive topics in his work" hahaha
I don't think anybody has a cup that's tall enough for this
When spiders evolve into intelligent beings, they are gonna enslave all humans
So you removed it from where it made it's best and found it's source for food and put it outside where there are countless of predators, no known food source and without a nest to protect itself... Very peaceful of you indeed
Fast forward to a mutant spider revolution. Spider soldier: Stop! This human gave freedom to one of our mothers, he's not to be harmed.
And that's the same reason why I would kill it as quickly, but most painlessly, possible.
It was simply a scout looking for weak defenses. Now it knows how to get in and has an army to back it up, soon it will take over your house and feast on your children.
Are you really comparing spiders with humans?