Growing of Dragon Fruit Time Lapse - Seed to Cactus in 113 Days

Kinda pickle Rick thanks me

That's a penis

Bought a Pitahaya. Thought it looked awesome. Paid like five bucks and thought if it costs that much, then certainly it must taste awesome. Ate it. Tasted like nothing. Why exactly are those sold? Regular cactus fruits might be a hassle with their thorns, but at least they have a taste.

Ok that was boring

Just decided to arbitrarily stop the time lapse at a random point. I think I talk for most viewers when I say we expected, at least, a full cycle, growing a fruit.