Just leave it in there till it dies. Remove cover. Bin the corpse. Sit back relax.
Call someone! Call everyone!
Welcome to Austria
A fan in a bathroom?
Oh, Austria. Stay classy!
The First Part: Why is there a ceiling fan in the bathroom? The Second Part: Whatever you do, don't take off that globe cover!!!
Just a scorpion no need to panic yo you're literally a fully formed human being with superior strength and intellect - you got this!