Even think of it make me sick

“Thinking”

Just leave it in there till it dies. Remove cover. Bin the corpse. Sit back relax.

Call someone! Call everyone!

Hello there

Welcome to Austria

A fan in a bathroom?

Oh, Austria. Stay classy!

The First Part: Why is there a ceiling fan in the bathroom? The Second Part: Whatever you do, don't take off that globe cover!!!

Just a scorpion no need to panic yo you're literally a fully formed human being with superior strength and intellect - you got this!