Don't be shy tell me what you were thinking at the first

I also hate it when the guy talks during

Ah, the royal penis holder

That would have to be a very very long curved...

That GHAAAA GHAAA GHAAAA is a real turn-off noise.... I also don't like it...

Or maybe when u have a big dick

This is fascination how british english is different from the rest of the world, where "Emergency suction" only refers to a medical procedure.

Damn OP you managed to dig up a meme that trended 3 years ago

Ahh yes my penis also starts at my fucking knees and is 60 cm long