I was there, over 9000 years ago

Your grandkids? Implying you had sex? 50 years? Implying humans will exist in that time?

There is something else they need to know about.

Helms Deep was better than Pelennor Fields

It was fucking cringe. Specifically that Legolas skateboarding crap

“In the time you thought about explaining that nonsense, we downloaded the whole clip into our brains grandpa.”

indeed it was, just as made and fictional with a retarded fandom as the bible

Toe

Let's all not forget the old man who could have given them more time but decided he wanted to keep the bow fucking pulled instead of just putting the fucking thing down