So you get like many chances to milk a cow?

People that didn't fail kindergarten would have found out earlier...

When you want to go down on the girl at the threesome and realise the other guy just finished.

”‘Wh-enwu ﬁnd out 5‘ 598?.\ h- ..

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Are the babies ... slothered?

I Don'T Have Friends, I Got Family

Social Justice Warrior  T4. . ‘           What your friends mink you do What your family thinks you do       Whatmeworldthinks youdo What you really do

Suck Mah ╰⋃╯

Back in my day we didn't have the internet or fancy cell phones. We had fun the o|d fashioned way  .. .0. . . ’ . 7

Good old fashioned values

Just look at that.

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Get a match on tinder and  start talking  Get ghosted the day  of the date  Make concrete plans for a (irs‘ daxe and continu talking  Get ghosted the day  of the date

Tinder is hard for girls too

Li‘Fe is abam perspedive. You might fkink you're a lion...bu* to some people, you're a dick.

Mmmmm...Fresh Yogurt

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