"This isn't what I meant by 'I wanna drop loads for a living'"

I have a Forklift license, I'll give him that if he gives me his cock

Weird, for me it's just the other way around.

Driving forklifts is AWESOME! Done it for 3 years in the harbor, best job ever.

There should be porn safety videos with Klaus.

KLAUS, BITTE!

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Captain?

When you joined the cheersquad to get some mad puss, but all the girls think you're gay. (Apologies for the non dark mode)