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wessercettle
Actually I was gonna keep this to myself until now, but I woke up just before my alarm one time and I found three, foot-high elves just jerking me off while they sank a jingle about working.
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mynaughtyemail
They taken millions of fresh lives away to the planet Ovum
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get2grips
That dick is in one helluva weird place...
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not_palpatine

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kelvinnoob18
The experience would be out of this world. *Flies away*
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Some fucking gorilla picks me up throws me around the bedroom,empties all my draws on the floor, tries to cook and leaves a frozen pizza in the microwave all night, fucks my hair up and swear to god it must take a shit in my mouth the way it is on the morning