Morning wood explained

Some fucking gorilla picks me up throws me around the bedroom,empties all my draws on the floor, tries to cook and leaves a frozen pizza in the microwave all night, fucks my hair up and swear to god it must take a shit in my mouth the way it is on the morning

Actually I was gonna keep this to myself until now, but I woke up just before my alarm one time and I found three, foot-high elves just jerking me off while they sank a jingle about working.

They taken millions of fresh lives away to the planet Ovum

That dick is in one helluva weird place...

The experience would be out of this world. *Flies away*