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unsayingwalnut

Fun story: a buddy of mine actually got beaten up by a stripper for not wanting a lap dance. It was his bachelor party, he had promised his fiancé that he wouldn't go to the strip club, he went to the strip club anyway, he felt bad about it, I was watching the dancer on the stage when out of nowhere I hear a woman yell "no excuses!", I turn to see her karate chop him in the throat (I shit you not) and start absolutely pummeling him with her breasts. All in all, great time.

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asshole_wizard

@greenauroraa I honestly think it's a legit question. And you never know until you ask. Maybe a Christmas Discount?

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roose_tetanus

What if the customer is a man of the church? Do they get tax free clergy discounts?

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sodiufhiupdgh9s

Children under 3 don't pay.

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nonagobogota

What the fuck is a sex worker. You mean a hooker? Cause a worker is usually human

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laelaps

Of course you can say that! You’d never heard a woman laugh harder and more sympathetic! Go for it!

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ichadku1

so is it less than 10 minute free or more than 10 minutes is free?

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spruceduck

I know a friend who can sneak you in through the rear.

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legopro0045

"mom said its my turn now"

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inc6fpyvl

I think i love you ???

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