Major cat energy.

I used to do this all the time. *Psssst...* He'll never call you out on it.

I relate with this and I don't even have a cat

Well how much blood is normal to cough up? Serious question, my Life may depend on it...

A hell that made me laugh

Food, drink, poop box needs sorting out, wants to go out, wants to stay in, or wants attention, learn which means which and you’re sorted Like women

Theres a man who had stroke around my neighbour, he is a drunkard and can barely speak intelligibly....everytime he speaks to me i just response, " yes, uh huh, really?, huh, yeah"

Cate therapy!

Its not healthy to lied to your partner like that. Tonight, you gonna buy her flower, and fancy cat food as dinner. You're gonna apologize and admit yoy are lying all this time. And finish her off.