Gonnae no dae that
Båd advice mallard allert
Colour blind people love to be asked what colour certain things are
Just say aye
Aye, that's braw
How to get punched in the face while a Scotsman screams unintelligible nonsense at you 101. Seriously though, Scottish sounds like an Englishman tried to treat a major brain hemmorage with a pint of single malt.
Feels are heavier that faethers