Comedian helps a bro out.

This is outstanding

I'm 30 I would not mind a female friend to hand out with

He's right tho. I pay for my friend's ticket then they should pay for my drinks.

That guy got serious mental problems.

Someone said chicken

Comic did a great job. The guy paid for the tickets and almost for the meal and this slag makes it a point to let everyone in the room know they are not a couple. If they are not a couple then why is she letting him act like a boyfriend. No such thing as a free lunch, pay the tab bitch.

Me and my wife are also just friends

He is right. I have one Female friend and we pay for each other everytime. I pay, next time she does after that I do and so on. It usally around the Same amount. This goes on since forever. Never ever has one been leeching on the other. This is what Friends are. These Guys are Dating without Dating. She is an endless pit