Damn roze skin

Mom: You dont learn anything from those immature books!  Me:     “There exists in this world a spider the size of a dinner plate, a foot wide if you include the legs. It's called the Goliath Bird- Eating spider, or the "Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider" by those who have actually seen one. It dosen't eat only birds--it mostly eats rats and insects--but they still call it the "Bird-Eating Spider" because the fact that it can eat a bird is probably the most important thing to know about it. If you run across one of these things, like in your closet or crawling out of your bowl of soup, the first thing somebody will say is, "Watch it, man, that thing can eat a fucking bird." I don't know how they catch the birds. I know the Goliath Fucking Birdanting Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "Sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet."  —- David Wong

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If this ain't wholesome, idk what is.

Just amazing!

FOL (Fart Out Loud)

Eryx jayakari, known commonly as the Arabian sand boa, is a species of snake in the family Boidae. The species is endemic to the Arabian Peninsula and Iran where it spends the day buried in the sand.

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Good guy Voldemort

It's burrito time

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