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kaymazo

Considering gorillas have absolutely tiny dicks compared to humans, he might've been popular amongst the ladies

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funkybuttluvin

Way to steal a quote and use it incorrectly...

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reigninfart

Considering he would be the smallest, weakest male in the pack, his chances of getting laid would be almost non existent.

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mister_snek_man

Why couldn't a gorilla clap his cheeks? He probably looked quite feminine by their standards

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pewpewcroco

Very unlikely. He wasn't the troop leader, the actual troop leader (Kerchek, if you're going by the Disney version) would have made damn sure he was kept in line. Plus he is just not attractive at all by gorilla standards

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usermanename

Is this a fucking r6 siege reference?

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oggysor

Two kinds of great thinkers

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explained

He was a virgin.

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frickinut

So Tarzan is Disney's representation of patient zero for aids. And the tale is about how aids first began to spread worldwide???

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alecu2020

Chimps, not gorillas, greet by fckin. So he was getting atleast some relatives

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