Considering gorillas have absolutely tiny dicks compared to humans, he might've been popular amongst the ladies
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funkybuttluvin
Way to steal a quote and use it incorrectly...
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reigninfart
Considering he would be the smallest, weakest male in the pack, his chances of getting laid would be almost non existent.
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mister_snek_man
Why couldn't a gorilla clap his cheeks? He probably looked quite feminine by their standards
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pewpewcroco
Very unlikely. He wasn't the troop leader, the actual troop leader (Kerchek, if you're going by the Disney version) would have made damn sure he was kept in line. Plus he is just not attractive at all by gorilla standards
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usermanename
Is this a fucking r6 siege reference?
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oggysor
Two kinds of great thinkers
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explained
He was a virgin.
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frickinut
So Tarzan is Disney's representation of patient zero for aids. And the tale is about how aids first began to spread worldwide???
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alecu2020
Chimps, not gorillas, greet by fckin. So he was getting atleast some relatives
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Considering gorillas have absolutely tiny dicks compared to humans, he might've been popular amongst the ladies
Way to steal a quote and use it incorrectly...
Considering he would be the smallest, weakest male in the pack, his chances of getting laid would be almost non existent.
Why couldn't a gorilla clap his cheeks? He probably looked quite feminine by their standards
Very unlikely. He wasn't the troop leader, the actual troop leader (Kerchek, if you're going by the Disney version) would have made damn sure he was kept in line. Plus he is just not attractive at all by gorilla standards
Is this a fucking r6 siege reference?
Two kinds of great thinkers
He was a virgin.
So Tarzan is Disney's representation of patient zero for aids. And the tale is about how aids first began to spread worldwide???
Chimps, not gorillas, greet by fckin. So he was getting atleast some relatives