A just question indeed

I don't know the thought of eternal life frightens me. No matter how blissful it is, it is eternal, meaning at one point you will run out of new things to enjoy, new things to learn and then you will be fucking bored for eternity. That is hell, no matter how you call it. And yes, even watching people "gobble balls" will get boring at some point. I don't know how anyone would want to exist for eternity.

Just activate incognito

Grandma at the pearly gates:

only if shes sucking balls, but you'll never know when she does it in heaven

No, sweetie. Your grandma will be occupied by gobble balls herself.

Considering you have no problem stating it publicly, I guess a deceased relative is no problem at all

What a classy women, talking on social media about "gobbling balls":

Wrong your grandma ain't watching you but God is

According to the Bible and several biblical scholars I've spoken with. No one is in Heaven right now. The dead sleep until judgement day when the dead in Christ shall rise and will be judged by God. Also, no one is in hell either. I am not a religious man and just like studying religion as a hobby.