Phd= not what you think

If the d is for dolphin, then what does the ph stand for?

Dolphins are huge dicks anyways so it's the same thing in the end

I have PHP. Personal Hygiene Problem

Plot twist: he has a pretty huge dolphin dick

"A pretty huge D-" "don't say it I'm leaving" *rolls huge D20 for mental damage*

Big Dolphins are basically Orcas