Fukin common sense. Unless physics was particularly broken that day, or you have a weird medical condition, poop should never be on the floor / door / walls. Or you should be euthanized for that. Or at least be sent away from human society, alone on some desert island. Don't live with people if you don't know how to people.
Hate it when people tell me how to poop.
Throne and home doesn't rhyme.
People wont believe religion
He is the Lorax, he speaks for the b-holes
Did Dr Seuss shit his pants or what?