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2ba3

no, napoleon conquer egypt by eating mummies, that why his name Napoleon Bon Appetit

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idontcare_234

British. Can't even give an accurate representation 200 years later.

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garaak

Didn’t he shoot the nose off the sphinx?

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mar1980

That entire movie is an american historical abomination. You are better off watching the 1970 master piece Waterloo.

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senmirts

Same people that are mad about this, were fine with Cleopatra.

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edgedoge

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ad31

« SOLDATS, SONGEZ QUE, DU HAUT DE CES PYRAMIDES, QUARANTE SIÈCLES D'HISTOIRE VOUS CONTEMPLENT » BONAPARTE, 1798 SOLDIERS, CONSIDER THAT FROM THE TOP OF THESE PYRAMIDS, FORTY CENTURIES OF HISTORY LOOK DOWN UPON YOU" BONAPARTE, 1798 Ridley's translation: "shoot the f#cking pyramids now"

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captainmustach

I'm visiting Egypt right now. Napoléon's army carved a little note in stone at the Philae Temple.

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sirtroglodyte

I think it's impossible to make a 3 hour long movie about Napoleon. You either have to just show a section of his life, or crunch it so much, that there will be no time to explain anything in detail.

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