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apeepeepoopooh

Single mother incoming

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derpingdog

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no_one_has_ever

If she leaves you for a black dude… that’s a win… no mudbloods

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sgtdudly

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harnas1337

I suggest taking her panties off first.

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aristein

If she is into beastiality, then go fuck your hand, it would be cleaner, safer, and frankly, more dignified. Have a shred of self-respect man!

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petervenkman12

just scream to your girl: -tighter! -wetter!

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es_spectacularr

your gf

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pitupan

Dude you need to see a therapist

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koeppsn

Who that?

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