Single mother incoming
If she leaves you for a black dude… that’s a win… no mudbloods
I suggest taking her panties off first.
If she is into beastiality, then go fuck your hand, it would be cleaner, safer, and frankly, more dignified. Have a shred of self-respect man!
just scream to your girl: -tighter! -wetter!
Dude you need to see a therapist