Ellie aka Hazel Moore does

Taco Bell charges an extra $2 to substitute your soda for a cup of water

These is a special place in hell for companies that created these security questions

The reason hats were invented

Lol, wtf, this is basically Amber getting mad at Mark in Invincible because she felt like the victim. Adam gets sidelined for Teela, who acts like an angry b*tch for some reason.

In Russia, if you see a toddler running around on the streets, just pick it up by the scruff and drop it back on the curb.

Everyone praising Croatia for doing their best and forcing Spain to extra time, Switzerland be like "hold my swiss cheese".

I somehow prefer the live version over the original, that last long note sounds clearer

Love Bleach Marge

When you want insurance money but stars is not you side.