Dream job? Sorry, I don't dream of labour.

and yet chasing Napoleon from Moscow to Paris...

If i really can't, i just tell my boss I have a headache instead of risking task done while not aware which is dangerous while working with websites

He is one eyed Mikail Kutuzov, a russian marshal that faced Napoleon at Battle of Borodino (the bloodiest battle during napoleonic era) ... ofc Kutuzov lost that battle.

me laughing on this post while working

I'm in Homeoffice since August. Sometimes I say fuck it, turn on my work laptop and go back to sleep gambling that nobody decides to call me