The water looks delicious though...

Idk, if I'm asked out on a date I expect the person to pay, and the same goes for me asking someone else.

I prefer to drink water or unsweetened iced tea with meals. Otherwise you drink a bunch of calories and barely notice. There are exceptions, like BBQ ribs need a beer pairing.

I stopped drinking soda year's ago, tried it again recently cause I forget, tastes like ass. Water is better.

you know he thinks you are fat when you get water instead of beer

What’s wrong about ordering water? Americans you are not fat enough yet?

you know you are broke when you dont even know how much mineral water can cost.

You drink water with a straw? What are you, a toddler?

Bish bottled water is expensive these days, be grateful

No one going to mention the affront to burgers on that plate?

drinking cold beverage while eating, fucked up peoples