That's what heroes do

Only real bros can relate

Always be there for the bros

While maintaining eye contact, of course. Gotta show them your confidence and all that

That's quite a good idea unless your eyes are met and your heart beats increase suddenly.

His response

Geh

I had once a coworker who was selfentitled and hiddin insecurities behind the "macho" mask, so when he arrive at the room where we all eat whith the zipper down I pull it up for him. Everybody laugh and he turn red as hell. Good ol' days

Hold on - before you do the zipper, reach into his pants and make sure his junk isn't in the way. We all know how much that shit hurts and a good bro looks out for others.

No the real way to handle is to loudly count. And when the guy checks what is going on and zips it up, you tell him how many horses escpaded from his stable.(In my language we use the phrase "your stable is open" to refer to the open zipper).