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portalpixel

I realize he might be athletic but it looks very non threatening and actually more like baton twirling. His punches don’t seem to have any power behind it. His flamboyant spins definitely make him look like a master at twiddling his staff.

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ziggy_starman

That's all fine and dandy, but how does he stack up on a fight? What happens the first time he hits someone on the head and the stick bounces and falls down?

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kokuyo

Used to think martial arts was the coolest shit ever. But in a real fight this is about as useful as rhythmic gymnastics...

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boardmike82

The kicks were pretty cool

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outrage909

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spacedrake

Well that's fucking useless

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dexter20

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svenne_banan

Darth Maul origin story material right there

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derpyshoove

i want to make a useless comment, but im literally speechless impressed...

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spidatrap

He's ready for the big Marching band try outs.

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