when posts brag about wasting your time but you're on 9gag for the express purpose of wasting time.
Now read only the sex parts
I read it first without having sex, heck I am having no sex at all. :v
Probably took him 4 hours to write
Ah yes the sex, I know the sex too. Specifically the 15 sec sex.
jokes on you, i have read this exact same post so many times that i can read it in less than 5 seconds.
Yeah this has got to be one of the oldest and least creative jokes still being used aside from just randomly saying penis
Shane on you it took me more than 15 seconds to read it...
Read that again without what?