The army of snails is coming for you. Nobody is safe.

Which one's the real snail?

I'm too old for this shit.

These are relatively okay and can be cooked. But the brown ones without a shell are like plague. There are fifillions of them and they eat everything in your garden.

Damn someone got a lot of money and now he's on the run

dude how many deals you made and how?!?!

snail.fluencer @ instagram for more snails

They are looking for Jeff Bezos

Not for long.