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doge176

Next question: how many miles is 1056 km?

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attilamajorext

Don't tell me what to do it's the labd of freedom, the best land of lands, the origin of the universe and home of Karens...

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dickies2394

Pew pew pew *gun sounds

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ahiddenlink

There are retarded people everywhere.

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wowkhaldroge

Well of course Paris is not in Italy, Paris is in Hector's crotch, hiding from Menelaus.

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doitmyway

Still best country in Europe is Australia

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saterhoen

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egeus

I have some good ones; 1) "I have my backpack, textbooks, notebooks, pens and kevlar vest, I am ready for school" 2) "The newly fitted elevator in our apartment can carry 4 people or in other words, it can carry 1500 lbs." 3) "If I save money for 12 more years, I can finally have flu" 4) "I live just outside the city, its a short, 5-hour drive to work." 5) "This guy is a good football player, his 40-time is 4.2 seconds" 6) "Man I am not racist, I have black neighbours" / "Black lives matters and we should literally suffer and die for being white"

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ipostonlykids

that is so stupid in paris they speak french like in europe, so it is europe not in italy

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lustwaffel

well if they drive trough that mountain range they will meet weird fucking people see the best part about Pizza is molten cheese. Well the mountain people too thought this way, crafty as they are they threw a cheese wheel into a pot to melt so they can scoop up as much as molten cheese with the help of a specialized long fork with dry bread on the end tourists be warned: if you let the dry bread on your specialfork drop into the cheese pot there is a chance that you will be taken out, stripped and whipped in the snow, exactly 25 times. one for every canton but Zurich. Or you just have to pay a bottle of wine, it depends on the cultural habbits.

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