I beg everyone out there: please stop simping

I don't see how any of this is your business. Don't simp yourself if you don't like it and leave other people be, you clown.

Stop simping a bitch and start simping a vtuber. The real happiness

Porn exists guys these wenches aren't worth it

The only one we should be simping for

Some people here really became obsessed with "simps" recently. I don't understand why. It seems to me that it's just good ol' sex work, like prostitutes, massage or strippers. It's a service industry, nothing more, I think people know what to expect when they pay for this. The business model is new, but the service itself is pretty old.

People have spend more on porn and gotten less out of it for much longer than you were alive, OP. Let them have the freedom to spend their own money however they wish. And don't feel so triggered because they can do something you don't even have the spine for.

Stop simping, start cooming

Meh, simping is just a way of keeping undesirable gene traits out of the gene pool. Let them simp while they watch their girl get her cheeks clapped by a person with a spine.

Get redpilled simps

I swear to God if I was an okay looking girl I'd be swimming in cash and laughing my buttplug out of my arse