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randomlik

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itdoesntsuckits

Everything on the internet is fake and fucking GAY

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gilleth

Thanks for the 2013 news

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monkeybottom

Yeah... nope.

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masterrickroll

And one of the burglars' name is Rebecca..

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szesan

Criminal apologists are in work again...

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aletheiophoros

That is actually a brilliant marketing idea. You make up this note, you pretend you have been stolen and then you have a story that tells everyone that you are so benevolant and helpful that you effortlessly convince bad people to do good things for you. And since this is a funny story about a robbery and not an ad, it will be told by every medium and everyone on the internet.

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made_of_glass

CNN trying to make criminals the good guys still?

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uid6336

lol.. posted in 2013, updated in 2021...

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daerudite

Rape crisis lmao

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