Anonymous

Do you the know your own dating options of your own league, like that movie shes out of my league Im an average, average lookin dress in hoodies and jeans, only a sense of humor over the phone not in person shy sometimes i think all girls are out of my league because they pretty

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pipertuffy

Have you tried Walmart?

alpasta

Godzilla had a stroke reading the title and fucking died

johnnewton420

There are no "leagues" in dating. That's a self limitimg belief my friend. You are alpha as fuck

duckter_death

God he annoys me. Idk why his voice, his humor style idk.

avatar1234_

No one is out of your league. The second you start to think this is game over.

zubarashka

i don't the know...

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sangfoudre

My league is constituted of bath towels filled with spaghetti and dead pigeons.

wettissuepaper

Just UwU your way in there

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Ilanl her pussy swallows the condom oil your dick

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We are reaching the level of evolution that shouldn't even be possible

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A good dragon is a dead dragon

FACTS ABOUT PAARTHURNAX - His name means Ambition Overlord Cruelty, and dragon names deﬁne their personality. - Despite ambitious, he could never be more than a number two. - He did not aid the humans out of his own volition, he was called by Kyne who said humans could defeat Alduin, the number one. - After Alduin's banishment all Nords knew the Thu'um and could take down dragons, so he ﬁnds the desolated Jurgen Windcaller who had just lost a battle in the Red Mountain and after that meeting, at the Throat of the World, Jurgen is convinced he lost because the Divines were punishing the Nords for using it (Despite the lost battle being against the Dwemer, who despised the Divines, and the Shimmer, who adored the Daedra. This conclusion also goes directly against Timber Septims wishes, the chosen of Akatoshi and a Divine himself, who created the Imperial College of The Voice). - Jurgen's new hippie cult takes control of the teaching of the Thu'um, taking away from the Nords the ability to defeat dragons, and destroying the knowledge of the most dangerous shout to dragons, the Dragonrend. - Ambition Overlord knew Alduin was going to return someday, but also that a new Dragonborn would defeat him. He kept his cult around to aid the Dragonborn in his quest, so the only dragon stronger than him would be defeated. - Ambition Overlord contradicts himself while speaking, he claims to have overcame his nature but at the same time that he struggles against it everyday. - After Alduin's defeat he makes it clear he is rounding up all the dragons under his name. - Unlike Ambition Overlord, the Dragonborn is mortal and soon will pass away, after that the only ones left with the knowledge to defeat dragons are a small hippie cult who loves dragons. Even if a new dragonborn is born in the future, he will not know the Thu'um. - Paarthurnax is literally a giant number two.

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Nothing is perfect, I guess

Ifound my spirit animal: [ haveifnever enjoyed liVIng in the world

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Do you know what Gaslight means?

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Oh no! Anyway...

Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMWG)

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