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aatomicpunk

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whatshat

To be honest socks are practically the thing that makes me the happiest. You give me the gift of not having the shop for it and it’s worth more than it should be

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rhiijr

What other cruises are there other than boats?

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childkking

People will ask you what you want and get you what they think you want and berate you for not being super happy about it People who never take time to make sure you are OK will force you to spend time with them and make them enjoy it on the one day you are supposed to be getting what you want Which can be as simple as watching a movie It's not about us, it's about the people who try and look like they care about us We appreciate the people who listen when we say, nothing.

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pearbeer

Lol i had my yesterday. It's not that i hate doing it, it's just 2 much of a hassle to organise something and get people together. And i also feel like birthdays are basically a countdown to death, so theres that glooming over the whole "your special day"

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grimfandangoro

Socks are the poor mans fleshlight.

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3498746

Imagining situations where you are the victim again?

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ulookd2

Maybe just man up and tell people what you want for your birthday?

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just__a__monkey

Actually socks are great, you wear them out in a year so you always need new ones

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nihilio

Last time I got a fucking tie.

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