yeah...calvin klein gruts are a real turn on on chicks

Yeah..

Maybe thongs aren’t for everyone…

Golden Arches

Sometimes all on need is someone to talk to on reach out to Heole but soon realize  that sometimes all on can do  is to be stron- alone. . .

Alone in this world of deamons

me: the earth isn’t flat fiat earther: correct me: huh?  fiat earther: it’s shaped like an italian car  me: what?  fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you?  ’6  (confused unglbulm‘

Wait, daaaaaamn

The face you make when you show up to your old job and see the new guy who took your spot fucking everything up.  a‘ ﬂogg.“  ‘4

"We're on an express elevator to hell. Going down!"

- How much fireworks sir? - Yes _________ Belgrade, Serbia

Nope

I miss you guys... No homo.

_— x Q“ ,7 ._ Ernie was so proud ofhis DIY elephant costume that Bert couldn‘t bear to explain to him why the sock he found under the bed stuck to his nose so well.