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godgothodhot

prolly, it's just thinking about, what country needs to be destabilized to balance the world power dynamics

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meelaynah

Congratulations with your newly acquired rabies

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hatecaster

Don't teach animals that people are friendly, most of us are assholes and next one will kick it

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moneyfivers

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gomuninguen

is it infected with one of those parasites that make them seek out predators?

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markosrb

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gobuckafuffalo

Woman: "Aww aren't you cute" Squirrel: "Timmy's in the well again! Call the paramedics!" Woman: "Who wants scritches? You do, fuzzy wuzzy widdle cutie" Squirrel: *sigh*

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scatmandingo1

Where do people find these chill-ass squirrels?

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elfamosorj

Easily done in any big North American city. Those little guys are everywhere, and they don't fear people. They also tend to ask for food in big parks. As cute as they may be, they can be quite destructive too. They eat cables, they ransack trash bags, destroy plants, eat wooden stuff etc.

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firstuser

those things can bite you to the bone, i've seen a video of some guy trying to move one from inside his home, bare handed, and it bit him so hard he was screaming like he was dying lol

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