Still better than parkour
I'm guessing you mean judo?
Assume the position!
Nah, ground and pound
Normal Jiu-jitsu can hurt you in any position, BJJ is the cuddling
Ah the turtle on its back stance
Ehh, I like that sport but when u have more hugs with dudes than girls it feels... Bad. I haven’t a girl so can’t restore my heterosexuality.
BJJ gets you in that position wanting or not.
Better than the north south