TODAY ON THE THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED
*doubt* but if true heartwarming
She should've minded her business so he could kill himself faster
He most likely want to kill himself every day.
That paper 100% has hobo jizz on it.
The length of bullshit people will go to just for some Internet attention is astonishing
This rebecca shit is getting out of hand
and then he discovered genital warts can pass through paper exchange