Idiots in cars

Hey there's something wrong with your ride. You left a huge oil leak at the start line, you have end the race fast

Engine failure in 3... 2...

if it doesn't stop in time, rip engine

Even if she stops by for a quickie, it’s good to put a towel down.

oooohhhh

Bonk

Now the post is well lubricated

HE GETS 3 WISHES

Great. Because you couldn’t wait 2 fucking seconds

I can hear the pistons inside the block screaming