Who needs enemies, when you have friends like that

"Sorry the repair on your truck took two weeks more than expected"

Yeah usually you should notice that easily.

There's always that one dude that wast time in a team project and holding the team back

i could kill my friend doing this ffs!!!

Fuck friend then!

how to be a moron 101

i would suspect something off when i see hes holding a phone

What a cunt. Never be that guy because it will spread around and nobody would wanna work with you to get shit done

This is why some people get wrenches shoved up their ...

new guy's revenge for all of those imaginary tools he had to bring