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dimitrispignar

Every......single.........time.

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canudont

Your cat sleeps at night?

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unholy7n

i pay my cats with temptations. this would be a 5 temptation job. which is at the salary cap because i dont want my boys getting fat.

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uanup

My cat doesnt give a single shit about my pee, but HOLY FUCK if i have to take a shit and hes not there he goes absolutely nuts, same when i take a shower, he HAS to be there.

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faustx12

Cats are nocturnal... They will watch you take your shit no matter what time of night it is.

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gnafou

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konnichiwabitch

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pschle123

My cat used to start to shit in his litterbox in the bathroom exactly the moment the first warm rinse from the shower run down my back. So i had to shower in the pungent stench...

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masturbator9001

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drrocksomd

Sometimes animals stare at you whilst they use The “facilities” to make sure you are on guard when they are most vulnerable. So they do same when you go. Dogs do it because you are pack leader and they go where you go and they use butt eggs to know more about whatever dropped them.

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