Ngl the pain is massive. 1) not having a girl 2) it's your homeboy giving you a holiday surprise
A friend of mine in college had a band that played cover tunes at local bars and parties. They were decent and had fans. Fast forward to one night after a rent party at their house, my friend woke up in the middle of the night to someone blowing him. In the dim light he could see it was a rather big woman. Being a gentleman he let her finish, but tossed her out immediately afterwards.
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well im not gay but one time I let a guy suck me (to try) and they do it better than the girls, so just imagine its a girl doing it and let a guy do it.
A Bj is A BJ....
The effort to be funny...... OP is running out of ideas to make a post