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murbin

You're**

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daddyrust

Ngl the pain is massive. 1) not having a girl 2) it's your homeboy giving you a holiday surprise

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fllash

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gbeleven

A friend of mine in college had a band that played cover tunes at local bars and parties. They were decent and had fans. Fast forward to one night after a rent party at their house, my friend woke up in the middle of the night to someone blowing him. In the dim light he could see it was a rather big woman. Being a gentleman he let her finish, but tossed her out immediately afterwards.

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kingcupcake

His mom or sis? Tell us more!

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sorryimalpha

well im not gay but one time I let a guy suck me (to try) and they do it better than the girls, so just imagine its a girl doing it and let a guy do it.

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learnspanish

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kross_x3

A Bj is A BJ....

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izno722

Nasty!

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beetlepimp

The effort to be funny...... OP is running out of ideas to make a post

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