The day after Apollo the snake ate Taco Bell

No legs *and* no vocal cords to scream. Sucks being a snake

I was today's year old the first time I saw a snake with diarrhea..

Wait what? Snakes crap?

That's not a danger noodle, that's a poop rope

This is the first, and hopefully the last, time i've seen a snake shit himself.

Love that silent scream

Snake poo smells like hitler & satan have a child, that vomit on a hobo.

You can even see the suffering in its eyes as it keeps coming....keeps coming

*indian food