No legs *and* no vocal cords to scream. Sucks being a snake
I was today's year old the first time I saw a snake with diarrhea..
Wait what? Snakes crap?
That's not a danger noodle, that's a poop rope
This is the first, and hopefully the last, time i've seen a snake shit himself.
Love that silent scream
Snake poo smells like hitler & satan have a child, that vomit on a hobo.
You can even see the suffering in its eyes as it keeps coming....keeps coming