Call the priest!

I’m the top panel in both cases. Why should I stay in bed when I can sit in front of the pc or tv with my blanket and a hot drink.

Isn't it the other way around?

In my country you will have only 80% of salary on sick leave. Work from home until you need go to the hospital or cementary.

Oooof, calling a priest when your a kid to come help you when your weak? That's asking for future therapy lol

Rage Comic instant upvote.

acting. As soon as my parents left i hopped on wow. Absolute madladery