Group project

When you have to put that much work and only a fucking puppy makes her interesting, the bitch is not worth it.

"Send the dog" be feeling like:

I bet their relationship is also a group project

Ok you have friends, stop showing off

If a woman just uses short phrases in a conversation find another woman who is interested in you.

It takes 5 dudes to understand one chick.

True wingman

I need these kinds of friends

When you’re texting, you WILL know if she is interested or not. It’s super super obvious. If she answers questions with just “yep” and responds with the bare minimum, takes hours to respond even if she isnt at work/school, and doesnt make the effort to text unless you do, then she is NOT interested. Get that through your head. If she is interested, you WILL know. She will text you more frequently, she will ask you some weird stuff but keep the convo goin, and she will make an effort, albeit slightly candid, to show interest. If she is NOT interested, then STOP TEXTING HER. Just Stop. When you stop and leave her alone you will be freed. It’s very simple. Stop investing more effort into lost causes.

I love that the photo is the most random image of a dog on google ever lmfao