Maam does your cat play for Manchester City FC

(a Olayemi Olurin ' @msolurin  My neighbor passed me in the hallway and asked me if everything’s good. I said yea why. She said she heard me screaming at a man this morning for disrespecting me. So I had to explain to her than the large disrespectful man in question is actually a cat named Raheem

Raheem sounds like a silly guy

hey, are you sleeping?  yes, now .\ be quite ' ‘ .1                       you forgot to masturbate

Never forget

Daily dose of weird

First Advent Sunday above Heilbronn, Germany

Well this will hurt

Parrots cuddling

Traction is difficult on hardwood floors

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I was not ready for this...

When the song you memorized comes on in the car: