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gotderp

Totally true and all

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foducool

some people just know how to pick 'em

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jigglycake

Needs some evil eye, voodoo witchcraft to dispel that sort of shit. That or she/he's a very horrible person and karma is catching up

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preserved

However should one truly have such a stellar record, s/he should definitely start buying put options with 5% of every salary and surely strike gold sooner or later.

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thegigaleon

He must be the "Grim reaper" For that fuck up company

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imperialphoenix

I am not hiring that person if I had a choice

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diogenass

Needs that meme with Death entering various doors.

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doctordinosaur

Me, planning to short some stocks:

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general_failure

It is amazing how all those startups are created by a very specific type of human you can recognize from 10 miles away. Which makes me wonder, how investors fall into such infantile trap.

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rickertbanana

Is it weird that I have no clue what this is about?

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