Thörnæ the spiked stats: you will feel pain from seeing this cute but sharp beast from how sharp it is, its bite will feel like if an angry bullshark with thorns in its mouth bit you. It's armor is impeckable, his HP is 9 million

naziguy

What kind of lizard is that

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superagent4771

Fuck your title dude way to long

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fotodave

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douch

The Op's stats: You will feel the dicks he has sucked from seeing the title of his post. His suck will feel as if he channels the machine spirit of a Dyson industrial vacuum cleaner in his mouth to suck you. His armor is fragile, his collection of cocks sucked is 9 million.

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duhdul

why science don't make bigger and more energetic one something like puppy but can destroy you if possible with wings and additional fire breathing

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kidskull

Your virginity is 10 million

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urmomstampon

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towerbooks

That's a baby Akantor

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jackanape3

When a pokemon has very high HP, use Toxic (and Leech Seed if possible)

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nikraa

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